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This week’s Time Out Chicago

In my weekly In&Out column in Time Out Chicago, this week I answer questions from readers that area about:
- a straight woman who keeps trying to have sex with her gay friend
- herpes/cold sores
- sex toys that keep breaking (sad! send them to the sex toy cemetery, please)
Read the full column here.

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The Sex Toy Cemetery Welcomes the Pink Silver Bullet

This pink "silver" bullet has found its home in the Sex Toy Cemetery (STC), where sex toys go to die. Where have your cherished toys passed on to? Send us photos of your toy burials to drdebby@mysexprofessor.com
See the photo of the "burial" after the jump.

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The Sex Toy Cemetery Welcomes “The Hummingbird”

Ah, the Hummingbird with its multi-speed vibration dial. R.I.P. Here is its stone in the Sex Toy Cemetery (STC):

Have you lost a much-enjoyed toy? Send photos of its "burial" to drdebby@mysexprofessor.com - it’s good for the healing process.
See the toy in its final resting place after the jump.

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More from the MSP Sex Toy Cemetery

 

Here is the grave stone for the clitoral pump (above).
The actual burial photo can be found after the jump.

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More from the STC

 
Here is a silver bullet’s burial place in the Sex Toy Cemetery. 
For previous STC posts, click here.
DISCLAIMER:
The Sex Toy Cemetery is for fun only. Do NOT try this at home. Do NOT bury sex toys in the ground as it is not good for the environment to do so. If you have questions about how [...]

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STC: The Purple Tickler

Here is the Purple Tickler’s "stone":

 
After the jump, you will find a photo of the "buried" purple tickler. So sad.

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Introducing the “Sex Toy Cemetery”

 
This is the Sex Toy Cemetery (STC): where sex toys go when they die.

Sex toys, like the people who enjoy them, do not last forever. Depending on their quality, the frequency with which you use them, how you clean them, how you store them and the luck of the draw, they may last an hour, [...]

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