As a Florida native, there is nothing as good as fresh squeezed orange juice. Thank goodness the tree we had in our yard growing up wasn’t like this one, though. For example, never once did it suggest that one could convince two beautiful lesbians to have a threesome just by being tall, shirtless and having two ejaculatory spouts. Instead, it just hung out in our yard and gave us wonderful oranges to eat and juice. Trees these days: they’re so complicated. Watch the video here.

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