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Genitals in the Wild: Office Edition

First genitals-in-the-wild sighting at the new job: Phallic-receipt. I was sitting in a co-workers office, and this little baby was pinned nonchalantly to her bulletin board. When I brought it to her attention that the water stain looked phallic-like, she claimed she had never noticed it before. Did I buy it? Not a chance. But I [...]

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James Deen: The Boy-Next-Door Of Porn

I recently had the pleasure of reading a rather intriguing feature on male porn star, James Deen. And honestly, I liked the text so much that I literally felt obligated to share it here on MSP. So who exactly is James Deen? Well according to the feature, James Deen “is 5’8″ and 150 pounds. He has wavy [...]

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Genitals In The Wild: Phallic Putt-Putt

The other night my boyfriend and I had some to kill some time, so we decided to head to the local putt-putt course to play a round and hit some balls from their driving range. We get to the fifth hole and as I look around me, I realize that ALL of these hole are constructed in [...]

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Circumcision: To Snip, Or Not To Snip?

The question many parents ask themselves when they realize they’re having a baby boy: to cut, or not to cut, that is the question. [Well – maybe they don’t ask it in Shakespeare-dialect, but you get the picture.] Yet findings from a recent study may help in swaying some decisions. I recently read an article [...]

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Gentleman, Say Hello To The “Tuggie”

Hey fellas – the winter weather got you feeling down? Does that blizzard-like breeze not sit well with your boys? Well look no further, your days of ‘frozen goods’ are over. Well… Okay, maybe they’re not entirely over, I just thought that intro would be a clever way to introduce my newest interesting find!

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Genitals In The Wild: Phallic Lighting

A friend of mine recently turned to me and said “What do you think of the lightsabers?” I had no idea what he was talking about so he took me to see the new lighting that The University of Chicago recently put in. My first reaction was, as expected “Wow, those do look like giant [...]

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Genitals In The Wild: “Snowmember”

What do the students at Indiana University do in their spare time during the winter? -Study? -Hit the gym? -Perhaps spend a majority of their day reading the MSP website?! Well it appears from the view off of my front porch, the students in Bloomington, IN decided to get in touch with their inner-child this [...]

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Genitals In The Wild: Phallic Wine Stoppers

I am a huge fan of the MSP ‘genitals in the wild‘ posts; yet I’ve been somewhat bummed that I have been missing out on all the action. For some reason, no matter where I go, nothing I see ever resembles genitals (or maybe I am just oblivious). But finally an opportunity presented itself!

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A Genital-Themed Musical: Me and My Dick

A friend directed me to this hilarious musical the other day called Me and My Dick, so I thought I’d share it with the sex-positive folks on MSP.  I’m proud to say that it was directed and produced right here at the University of Michigan, by the same folks who did A Very Potter Musical.

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Sexy Fonts for the Penis and Vagina

  When I was in high school, a boy in my class once delivered a typed note to my mailbox inviting me to watch a movie with him. Not only that, but he later admitted to spending more than an hour carefully choosing which font to use in his note – time that my best [...]

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