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MSP’s Thinking With Your Dick #3

January 16th, 2008 | By

Here is the latest installment of Thinking With Your Dick, following a recent conversation we had about bag piping. Yeah, not that kind. If you’re curious who the heck Dick is, or what our past conversations have been like, click here. The latest is below.

Dr. Debby

I was telling (redacted) about axillary intercourse the other day. He hadn’t heard of it. Have you? It’s when a guy inserts his penis into the fold of his partner’s armpit. Good for variety, different type of stimulation or safer sex. Initial thoughts?

Dick

never heard of it. i will try to do it as soon as possible and report back, but this could be a tough sell.   i hinted at putting it in the lady-friend’s butt once and got shot down immediately. doubt that the armpit will be more of an appeal to her.

what’s it called if you fuck the fold of a knee?   how bout the elbow?

Dr. Debby

Generally speaking, some folks lump all forms of dry humping under the term "frottage" (knee, elbow and arm pit included). I haven’t heard of specific terms other than, say, elbow intercourse. But I have heard pit job or bag piping for the armpit sex. I think it would work best if things (penis and arm pit) were lubed up but then again, I’m not a guy. Would it weird you out if a girl suggested it? Would you play along? I think there could be some good "pulsing" possibilities that would be stronger than inside the vagina, but that’s just me.

Dick

this email rules.  pit job and bag piping are officially my two new favorite terms.

i’d be happy to try it out, but i doubt too many girls would want to give it a shot.

 

 

 (Days later…)

Dick

bag piping is the best topic i’ve heard talked about in months, maybe years.   everyone i’ve mentioned it to is amazed.

 (P.S. I took the above photo of the bagpipe bumpersticker while on a road trip - it was parked outside a Cracker Barrel and also had a United Church of Christ bumper sticker on it. The combination of those two stickers, knowing what I was going to use the bag pipe image for, seemed ironic.)

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  • amber

    I’ve got 2 favorite stories about “alternatives to intercourse.”

    My friend, Dan was working at an AIDS clinic in Durban, South Africa a few years ago and one of his South African co-workers told Dan that he thought the HIV infection rate could be slowed if girls were taught by their aunties about “thigh sex.” Apparently, it was quite common in previous generations and prevented early pregnancy and spread of infection. But he said, “kids these days” had abandoned thigh sex. Maybe they could do a public service campaign about it?

    When I told this story at work, a co-worked of mine told us about a conversation she had with her family over Thanksgiving. Apparently she was talking about thigh sex and describing exactly what it was when her mother (who had had 2 glasses of wine) excitedly exclaimed to her father, “Oh, remember, Jim we used to do that in high school! Because it didn’t count for God.”

  • amber

    I’ve got 2 favorite stories about “alternatives to intercourse.”

    My friend, Dan was working at an AIDS clinic in Durban, South Africa a few years ago and one of his South African co-workers told Dan that he thought the HIV infection rate could be slowed if girls were taught by their aunties about “thigh sex.” Apparently, it was quite common in previous generations and prevented early pregnancy and spread of infection. But he said, “kids these days” had abandoned thigh sex. Maybe they could do a public service campaign about it?

    When I told this story at work, a co-worked of mine told us about a conversation she had with her family over Thanksgiving. Apparently she was talking about thigh sex and describing exactly what it was when her mother (who had had 2 glasses of wine) excitedly exclaimed to her father, “Oh, remember, Jim we used to do that in high school! Because it didn’t count for God.”

  • Debby

    Classics. Absolute classics. Especially “because it didn’t count for God.” Amazing what comes out of parents’ mouths when they’re liquored up.

  • Debby

    Classics. Absolute classics. Especially “because it didn’t count for God.” Amazing what comes out of parents’ mouths when they’re liquored up.

  • http://www.ramahughes.com/ rama

    there was some speculation a few years ago that Abe Lincoln was gay and his preferred form of sex was thigh sex… but i forgot how they phrased that. (this was from a book that was published when i used to work in a bookstore. i forgot the title but i’m sure i could find it if you need a read.)

    also, dumbledore digs it.

  • http://www.ramahughes.com rama

    there was some speculation a few years ago that Abe Lincoln was gay and his preferred form of sex was thigh sex… but i forgot how they phrased that. (this was from a book that was published when i used to work in a bookstore. i forgot the title but i’m sure i could find it if you need a read.)

    also, dumbledore digs it.

  • Dick

    So, Africa should learn about bagpiping, and the man who freed the slaves liked rubbing it between man-thighs? is that what i’m taking away from this?

    Can any readers please write in with a basic description of their experience humping an armpit? i gotta hear more about this…

    Dick

  • http://Thisone Dick

    So, Africa should learn about bagpiping, and the man who freed the slaves liked rubbing it between man-thighs? is that what i’m taking away from this?

    Can any readers please write in with a basic description of their experience humping an armpit? i gotta hear more about this…

    Dick